"Anyone else ever sneeze and then suddenly taste nipples?" ~The Tesla

"I'm pretty sure that Teddy would make my balls pregnant" ~The Tesla

"Your face in my wing noodle" ~The Tesla

"I can smell the Matango Excretions from here. Oh wait, those are Fungal Excretions" ~The Tesla

"I think Ortega just went full John Icebear on that boss" ~The Tesla

"The Cave of Enticement, AKA the Hole of Enticement" ~The Tesla

"I have four nipples right now." ~The Tesla

"Sorry, my vestigial third nipple just belched" ~The Tesla

"Plop, plop... Jizz, jizz... Oh! What a relief it is!" ~The Tesla

"Do you think Bort and Qort get together to call Lort a 'Lorthog'?" ~The Tesla

"I just 'Barnacle Bill'd' myself. It's like 'Goodbye Horses' but with tartar sauce" ~The Tesla

"What Cheesefucker of a song did you choose?" ~The Tesla

"Don't 'Fancy Feast' your way through this, buddy" ~The Tesla

"Like a good Super Mario Rule 34; this block fucks" ~The Tesla

"Maybe she's born with it... Maybe it's GATOR meat~" ~The Tesla

"You ain't nuthin' but a horndog, arrivin' all the time~" ~The Tesla

"No, but that doesn't change the fact there's a "FLAP SNAP" bomb lurking in wait for them" ~The Tesla

"Useless... LIKE MY TEETH!" ~The Tesla

"I'm emotionally, psychologically, physiologically, pathologically, platonically, plutocratically, ptereodactylly, porkbellycally and plantigradically not ready for what transpired here earlier." ~The Tesla

"Apparently auto-erotic vorarephilia gets my brain off." ~The Tesla

“Look; lemme just clear the air. I thought the cop was a 'Frostitute'.” ~The Tesla

"First off, those were my kisses when I was a heavy drinker and butterlingus world champion" ~The Tesla

"I think a shirt that says 'Taintasaurus Rex' would sell *real* well." ~The Tesla

"Scratch that, Past Tesla's a dumbass!" ~The Tesla

"To be fair, I was the one who dredged up the 'Flap Snap' " ~The Tesla