"Rook groppy. Rook groppy? It's 'Rock groupie'." ~The Tesla

"I'm touching my boob and it feels interesting." ~The Tesla

"I'm gonna reach up my skirt real quick" ~ The Tesla

"Are you asking me to give a battery a blowjob? 'Cuz I'll do it." ~The Tesla

"I'll stick those double A's between my double D's." ~The Tesla

"I'm pretty sure my uvula just orgasmed." ~The Tesla

"I gotta learn how to play with boobs again..." ~The Tesla

"Ugh, this beer is illegally warm." ~The Tesla

"If I go to New York and don't see explosive barrels in the middle of the fucking zoo, I'm going to sue!" ~The Tesla

"I wish I had a dick beard." ~The Tesla

"Into a place where Thauts can bloom~" ~The Tesla

"Little avocado Teslas running around because I would stick my d*** in an avocado BLT" ~The tesla

"Long story short, the Tesla would fuck the smell of coffee" ~The Tesla

"Oh god, that's gonna be- Well I guess every time I see Slipknot I think 'This could be a little chugga chugga. And this could be a little widdly widdly'" ~The Tesla

"I just punched the microphone with my boob. Yay. That makes me a real girl now." ~The Tesla

"By the way, Internet. I'm adorable as FUCK right now." ~The Tesla

"shits and dicks and titty tit tits!" ~The Tesla

"Not to brag or anything, but you are speaking to someone who has boofed an ice cube more than once" ~The Tesla

"Impossible! How can you hit notes? You can't hit notes!" ~The Tesla

"Suddenly I REALLY want a coffee mug that says 'Don't bother me until I've fondled a can of tuna with my tongular areas'" ~The Tesla

"God, the turd salads that come out of my mouth." ~The Tesla

"Let's make sure we're actually leveling up, and I'm not just dicking around with my dick in my dick." ~The Tesla

"I'm about to go Anakin on this Padawan" ~The Tesla

"Have you ever rubbed peanut butter on the inside of your nipples so that they'll yawn more?" ~The Tesla

"My boob just went flying in my shirt." ~The Tesla