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TheTesla - 10-3-2025 at 07:34 PM
"Let me Blurb on it... Eww... I don't want to say that again" ~The Tesla
TheSagan - 10-3-2025 at 10:27 PM
"Please kick me in the meatballs... I'm a sub!" ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 10-4-2025 at 09:16 PM
"I'mma tongue punch some tuna" ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 10-7-2025 at 09:14 PM
"...is that a cucumber fleshlight?" ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 10-7-2025 at 09:16 PM
"...and now *THAT* is in my search history..." ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 10-7-2025 at 09:21 PM
"It attacks by spitting on you?! It's like a pissed off ostrich! Or camel!" ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 10-8-2025 at 07:38 PM
"You think we're Wendy's fancy? Fuck you, we're Arby's!" ~The Tesla
TheSagan - 10-9-2025 at 04:01 PM
"Wait... what the flubbin' shit dicks?!" ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 10-11-2025 at 08:46 PM
"Whenever you need help from the Nether Realm? Well, 'Nether Realm' to me is the junkular area" ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 10-11-2025 at 09:17 PM
"...so that thing's got a vagina for a forehead, right? I'm not crazy, right?" ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 10-18-2025 at 08:54 PM
"Oof! My boobs are so big I nearly lost my balance!" ~The Tesla
TheSagan - 10-19-2025 at 05:38 PM
"I woke up this morning and... I didn't wash my boobs." ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 10-24-2025 at 09:11 PM
"You think my modern day bitch boi ass could tame a beast that could best be described as a "Hound" but it's pronounced "Hoond"?!" ~The Tesla
TheSagan - 10-25-2025 at 12:32 AM
"So I might be high but whoever realized that pizza was the best thing to reheat in the microwave is getting forty blowjobs a day in heaven" ~The
Tesla
TheTesla - 10-31-2025 at 09:54 PM
"So, we were talking about Reverse Tucking?" ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 10-31-2025 at 10:02 PM
"I'm going to toss this vegetable lasagna's salad." ~The Tesla
TheSagan - 11-5-2025 at 11:50 PM
"It *is* weird to hug people without boobs" ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 11-7-2025 at 10:28 PM
"Yeah... Yeah! We showed those level 1 assholes!" ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 11-7-2025 at 11:39 PM
"...We got Bleu, da ba dee, da ba di" ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 11-7-2025 at 11:52 PM
"I am exactly 0% okay with *ANY OF THIS*" ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 11-16-2025 at 07:29 PM
"Wait... Is *THAT* what exfoliation means? I always thought 'exfoliation' was code for 'masturbation'." ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 11-19-2025 at 10:42 PM
"Oh no! Bro, your Oreos *aren't* puffed" ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 11-26-2025 at 10:44 PM
"You don't get Basilisk™ Dick!" ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 12-6-2025 at 10:41 PM
"Wait, I'm an adult! ...Why *haven't* I used chocolate milk for my cereal?" ~The Tesla
TheSagan - 12-8-2025 at 01:21 AM
*dubstep ensues* "I dub that a step" ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 12-10-2025 at 10:41 PM
"Oh! It's a Flazzard! What the crap is a Flazzard?" ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 12-17-2025 at 09:27 PM
"So... You're saying that the 'shit-the-tesla-says' quotes are my money shots?!" ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 12-21-2025 at 02:23 AM
"That boss up in the tower is going to crush me... Normally you have to pay good money for that but jeez louise!" ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 12-27-2025 at 10:47 PM
"I didn't want to be right! I was just trying to lower expectations for myself... I didn't want to be right!" ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 12-30-2025 at 08:46 PM
"...Why am I *typing* this?!" ~The Tesla
TheSagan - 12-30-2025 at 11:27 PM
"*IT'S THE CHLOROPHYLL!!!!*" ~The Tesla
TheSagan - 1-3-2026 at 01:37 AM
"My rooms gonna smell like an orgasm. I'm so happy." ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 1-14-2026 at 10:53 PM
"I'mma get a tattoo on my penis that says 'Pixel Perfect'." ~The Tesla
TheSagan - 1-21-2026 at 11:38 PM
"Have you ever baloney boated your Reese's peanut butter?" ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 1-25-2026 at 11:18 PM
"We gotta revive 'Burger Queen' and make their main sandwich the 'She Bopper'." ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 1-28-2026 at 12:47 PM
"Holy *shit* I about touch of brown'd my pants laughing at that mental image" ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 1-28-2026 at 09:40 PM
"I sneezed into a gallon of milk and now I have a gallon of cheese" ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 1-28-2026 at 09:40 PM
"Oh shut up you Gonzo-nose-dicked bastard!" ~The Tesla
TheSagan - 1-30-2026 at 09:32 PM
"You know this is a really fuckable rhythm?" ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 1-30-2026 at 09:47 PM
"Y'all saw it earlier: A tiger ate Hanzo's face. So yeah, I'm a little on edge" ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 2-8-2026 at 12:32 AM
"I like a little green in my French toast" ~The Tesla
TheSagan - 2-8-2026 at 01:58 AM
"I'm not used to hearing my boobs sloshing." ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 2-9-2026 at 12:20 AM
"I look like a Europop Girl mixed with a Hot Topic!" ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 2-9-2026 at 12:49 PM
"Would 'Would?'. 'Would?' would!" ~The Tesla
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