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TheSagan - 10-3-2024 at 10:10 PM
"Anyone else ever sneeze and then suddenly taste nipples?" ~The Tesla
TheSagan - 10-14-2024 at 11:12 PM
"I'm pretty sure that Teddy would make my balls pregnant" ~The Tesla
thyhappylittletree - 11-2-2024 at 11:57 PM
"Your face in my wing noodle" ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 11-20-2024 at 10:20 PM
"I can smell the Matango Excretions from here. Oh wait, those are Fungal Excretions" ~The Tesla
TheSagan - 12-26-2024 at 01:52 AM
"I think Ortega just went full John Icebear on that boss" ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 12-26-2024 at 10:24 PM
"The Cave of Enticement, AKA the Hole of Enticement" ~The Tesla
TheSagan - 12-30-2024 at 12:13 AM
"I have four nipples right now." ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 12-30-2024 at 03:37 AM
"Sorry, my vestigial third nipple just belched" ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 1-2-2025 at 12:15 AM
"Plop, plop... Jizz, jizz... Oh! What a relief it is!" ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 1-15-2025 at 10:18 PM
"Do you think Bort and Qort get together to call Lort a 'Lorthog'?" ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 1-15-2025 at 11:01 PM
"I just 'Barnacle Bill'd' myself. It's like 'Goodbye Horses' but with tartar sauce" ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 1-21-2025 at 07:48 PM
"What Cheesefucker of a song did you choose?" ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 1-21-2025 at 08:08 PM
"Don't 'Fancy Feast' your way through this, buddy" ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 1-28-2025 at 08:23 PM
"Like a good Super Mario Rule 34; this block fucks" ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 1-28-2025 at 08:23 PM
"Maybe she's born with it... Maybe it's GATOR meat~" ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 2-3-2025 at 03:18 PM
"You ain't nuthin' but a horndog, arrivin' all the time~" ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 2-4-2025 at 09:48 PM
"No, but that doesn't change the fact there's a "FLAP SNAP" bomb lurking in wait for them" ~The Tesla
TheSagan - 2-5-2025 at 10:59 PM
"Useless... LIKE MY TEETH!" ~The Tesla
TheSagan - 2-6-2025 at 06:15 PM
"I'm emotionally, psychologically, physiologically, pathologically, platonically, plutocratically, ptereodactylly, porkbellycally and plantigradically
not ready for what transpired here earlier." ~The Tesla
TheSagan - 2-19-2025 at 08:28 PM
"Apparently auto-erotic vorarephilia gets my brain off." ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 2-23-2025 at 12:08 AM
“Look; lemme just clear the air. I thought the cop was a 'Frostitute'.” ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 2-26-2025 at 09:50 PM
"First off, those were my kisses when I was a heavy drinker and butterlingus world champion" ~The Tesla
TheSagan - 2-26-2025 at 10:42 PM
"I think a shirt that says 'Taintasaurus Rex' would sell *real* well." ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 3-12-2025 at 10:24 PM
"Scratch that, Past Tesla's a dumbass!" ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 3-12-2025 at 10:28 PM
"To be fair, I was the one who dredged up the 'Flap Snap' " ~The Tesla
TheSagan - 3-19-2025 at 10:17 PM
"I almost gave myself a horny aneurysm..." ~The Tesla
TheSagan - 3-19-2025 at 11:55 PM
"Damn dude. I didn't know contact highs were digital." ~The Tesla
TheSagan - 3-23-2025 at 10:56 AM
"It's like a seven layer bean dip, but one of the layers is just burnt pubes." ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 3-23-2025 at 09:14 PM
"Ahhh~ Pazuzu! Blow me an orgasm" ~The Tesla
TheSagan - 3-28-2025 at 11:57 PM
"Ouroboros de Cocina. Wait... La Cocina de Ouroboros." ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 3-29-2025 at 12:16 PM
"Those Peaches made me Cream" ~The Tesla
TheSagan - 4-12-2025 at 12:52 AM
"You ever get so angry while washing dishes that you throw a wet sponge against the wall? That sound." ~The Tesla
TheSagan - 4-12-2025 at 12:56 AM
"I've really been reaching into my bag of 'I just... wanna fondle my balls'" ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 4-15-2025 at 09:50 PM
"I realized today that I'm more 'Pen' and less 'Is'." ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 4-16-2025 at 05:34 PM
"And lo eth they doth call me the 'Curator of Alarmingly Long Mike 'n Ikes'." ~The Tesla
TheSagan - 4-16-2025 at 09:06 PM
"It's the New Yorker. They're high falutin buttholes." ~The Tesla
TheSagan - 4-17-2025 at 08:25 PM
"I was wearing my chest plate the other day and realized not only do *I* come equipped with nipples, so does my chest plate!" ~The Tesla
TheSagan - 4-17-2025 at 10:47 PM
"This is the kind of song you'd slap your meat to, with *authority*." ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 5-1-2025 at 12:56 PM
"Get out of my mouth, Mario!" ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 5-6-2025 at 06:57 PM
"My juicy bits are excreting" ~The Tesla
TheSagan - 5-7-2025 at 10:19 PM
"Tesla ain't knowin' shit about what shit is!" ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 5-14-2025 at 10:24 PM
"Is Fishbone the Lhasa Apso cousin of Wishbone?" ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 5-16-2025 at 07:56 PM
"I'm no one special. I put my boobs on one arm at a time, just like every other woman." ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 5-20-2025 at 10:25 PM
"Fuck, I'm high." ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 5-21-2025 at 09:47 PM
"Thank you for the gold, I shall palpate my moist areas with it." ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 5-23-2025 at 09:14 PM
"Taloon is a war profiteer and I'm not okay with it!" ~The Tesla
TheSagan - 5-28-2025 at 09:10 PM
"McDonald's Fries are the Fruit Stripe Gum of French Fries." ~The Tesla
TheSagan - 5-30-2025 at 09:03 PM
"I need to get more Thicc backgrounds." ~The Tesla
TheSagan - 5-30-2025 at 09:03 PM
"... what the hell is a Thicc background?" ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 5-31-2025 at 11:08 PM
"I used to do this one handed! How did I not have Popeye forearms?!' ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 6-1-2025 at 12:09 PM
"Nobody should be able to describe a *beer* as 'creamy.' " ~The Tesla
TheSagan - 6-1-2025 at 03:48 PM
"My taint tingles upon seeing those" ~The Tesla
TheSagan - 6-3-2025 at 08:25 PM
"System of a Down makes my mint leaf wet." ~The Tesla
TheSagan - 6-3-2025 at 09:11 PM
"Did I just try to Carl's Jr. Ad this mint leaf?" ~The Tesla
TheSagan - 6-5-2025 at 11:06 PM
"How the fuck did I hit that?! Oh God- *electric drill ensues*" ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 6-11-2025 at 09:00 PM
"It's like if a giraffe's neck was its penis, *that's* what we're looking at!" ~The Tesla
TheSagan - 6-11-2025 at 10:06 PM
"I tongulate with my fuckables" ~The Tesla
TheSagan - 6-11-2025 at 10:21 PM
"Uh oh... Archipelago" ~The Tesla
TheSagan - 6-11-2025 at 11:45 PM
"Sometimes the low hanging fruit...shits the sweetest." ~The Tesla
TheSagan - 6-11-2025 at 11:58 PM
"Trust me, I would eat so much bush." ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 6-16-2025 at 12:37 PM
"Package ID is the new Scrotal Tag™!" ~The Tesla
TheSagan - 7-2-2025 at 10:19 PM
"Oh shit, I just shit my lungs out because I mixed mayonnaise with spaghetti" ~The Tesla
TheSagan - 7-2-2025 at 11:35 PM
"You know, I would fuck a Spaghetti-O." ~The Tesla
TheSagan - 7-2-2025 at 11:36 PM
"Last time I lit the Dragon's Magik™ it smelled like... something" ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 7-9-2025 at 10:33 PM
"Tongue punch some garlic knots! ...God, I feel so filthy just SAYING that!" ~The Tesla
TheSagan - 7-10-2025 at 12:32 AM
"No, we are NOT doing water physics right now... FUCK YOOOOU!" ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 7-10-2025 at 12:44 AM
"My Moist Meat Muscle™ must meet its milky treat!" ~The Tesla
TheSagan - 7-10-2025 at 07:32 AM
"Bro... BRRRRROOOOO.... They're Oreos... but they're PUFFED!" ~The Tesla
TheSagan - 7-20-2025 at 11:20 PM
"Shit... I can make a swamp cooler in my titties!" ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 7-22-2025 at 09:02 AM
"I want to make a protein-free yogurt brand named 'No Whey!' " ~The Tesla
TheSagan - 7-22-2025 at 07:51 PM
"Hey, I have a Hype Chest™ too!" ~The Tesla
TheSagan - 7-22-2025 at 08:04 PM
"I see your acronym, Sagan. And I did check [my butthole]. I did not find the Oil Cave, but I did find Jimmy Hoffa. Which is to say my butthole is
Giant's Stadium" ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 7-22-2025 at 09:21 PM
"A veritable Gooch-load of magic points!" ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 7-27-2025 at 07:55 PM
"Then they coagulate into the Siskiyou Mountains. I think that's the grossest way I've described geography before" ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 7-28-2025 at 04:22 PM
"I feel like Joan Jett crossed with Calamity Jane" ~The Tesla
TheSagan - 7-30-2025 at 07:57 PM
"Shit, I think I'm taking tomorrow off. I think I'm coming down with a bad case of 'The Summation of my life choices'" ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 8-4-2025 at 05:03 PM
"So you're telling me NOT to finger bang with the Monkey's Paw?" ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 8-4-2025 at 06:48 PM
"The Shit-The-Tesla-Says channel really is just Homsar if he was able to cuss" ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 8-8-2025 at 07:39 AM
"It's not the humidity that's made me moist, it was that performance" ~The Tesla
TheSagan - 8-17-2025 at 08:14 PM
"That made my dry gully wet" ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 8-17-2025 at 10:26 PM
"Like a hot dog on a roller... Like an M.C. Escher hot dog roller!" ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 8-27-2025 at 09:55 PM
"Butt Tenting is when you have an erection coming out the butt" ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 8-28-2025 at 07:32 PM
"I'm gushing Gushers" ~The Tesla
TheSagan - 9-2-2025 at 11:42 AM
"'Locally Sourced Milk' is how the Smithsonian describes my junkular area" ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 9-2-2025 at 11:42 AM
"It's like French kissing a frog while Mr. Toad watches" ~The Tesla
TheSagan - 9-2-2025 at 09:56 PM
"I wonder if we can get Kubrick out of retirement for 2002: A Space Boogaloo" ~The Tesla
TheSagan - 9-2-2025 at 11:36 PM
"I'mma call it 'Puff the Magic Dragon' and keep eating some fucking rocky road" ~The Tesla
TheSagan - 9-3-2025 at 09:47 PM
"I erased all my high scores so we could get How You Remind Me...and I didn't even get my nickle back!" ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 9-12-2025 at 10:57 AM
"It's less 'Houston, we have a problem' and more 'Huntsville, there's been an episode.'" ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 9-16-2025 at 01:02 PM
"...and you boil your bagels with that mouth?!" ~The Tesla
TheSagan - 9-17-2025 at 10:06 PM
"Yoshi, I'm gonna let you die, because Fuck You, I won't do what you tell me." ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 9-17-2025 at 11:55 PM
"It's scientifically accurate! You dickweed!" ~The Tesla
TheSagan - 9-23-2025 at 07:30 PM
"If by 'winning' you mean peanut butter farts, then yes." ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 9-23-2025 at 10:02 PM
"What in the hell is a DkKiss--- On second thought, I don't think I want to know" ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 9-23-2025 at 10:21 PM
"I don't want to have to start measuring this by how many Creeps I need to level... But how many Creeps do I need to level?" ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 9-23-2025 at 11:41 PM
"I kinda like those guys, I'd be DTF - 'Down to Fight!' ...Make that 'Down to Farm!' in this case!" ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 9-24-2025 at 11:58 PM
"So you have a supernumerary nut?" ~The Tesla
TheSagan - 9-24-2025 at 11:59 PM
"Wait... do *I* have award winning titties?" ~The Tesla
TheTesla - 9-27-2025 at 08:42 PM
"And the only reason I put SquareEnix in ()'s is because of a court order brought against me back in the early-'90s by Squaresoft (SquareEnix)" ~The
Tesla
TheTesla - 10-2-2025 at 01:15 PM
"I think you fail to realize just how wet water is" ~The Tesla
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